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A cloud provider from Finland, with data centers around the world.
Private, secure, cost-effective servers.

Would you like to know more?
https://upcloud.com/get-started

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@memdmp@catgirl.center's possum observing account. may follow req if mutuals on main.

will probably delegate random amounts of lower scale shitposting to here.

follow this one's main if this one is unlikely to recognise the reader before following here :3
if this one sends follow request, ignore last instruction

--

#noindex #noai #nobridge #noarchive #noscrape #nosearch #nogods #nomasters (except the kinky kind)
(and #nobot for the nonsentient ones - sentient ones will get headpats)

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Nobody really knows how the fediverse works but I can make shit up that sounds plausible.

Any accusations of parody are false i am the real feditips just look at the url it says it right there matodon.social

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schedule II puppies are defined as puppies with a high potential for abuse, with use potentially leading to severe psychological or physical dependence

"do not let ezri cook" – @Mae

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:pride_heart:

I love programming, math, science, and linguistics

.NET shill turned Rust shill turned Nix shill

I'm the administrator and sole user of https://gaysex.cloud

I don't post media without alt text. I try not to boost posts with no alt text or with very unhelpful alt text.

follow requests MAY take a long time to process. this doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you, i'm just procrastinating. feel free to send a follow request.

read more at https://sodi.boo

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cfo (chief funny officer) of shitpost.trade

also linguistics, pharma, retro tech and cameras

bsky users follow @ap.brid.gy so i can see u

ask your doctor before following

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cryptographers DNI

after-dark account of @EUCommission

the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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boghan
i am boghan, bogger of hans.
hans wait for the day they get bogged by me
"So I was bogging this han" - boghan, 1364
boghan & co
bogging hans since 1362
ⲀⲰ

alts:
boghan@fishpost.trade
boghan@catto.garden
certified silly girl
yearns to build minecraft out of nicotine
820-618-951
🏳️‍🌈️‍🏳️‍⚧️

","updated":"2025-10-07 04:08:31.195Z","user":"","username":"princess boggie (han dynasty)"}],"page":1,"perPage":10,"totalItems":22,"totalPages":3}

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