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52yr old Non-Binary submissive pup from London UK who likes #rubber, #leather, #chastity and a little bit of #Hypno.
Big foodie. loves Sci-fi especially #StarTrek, #DoctorWho and reading especially Terry Pratchett's Discworld. Methodist Christian, Fiddles with #resin and I'm a bit of a #foodie. This profile will be a mix of everything because life is like that. **Warning** there will be NSFW posts.
No under 18s! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
#TransRightsAreHumanRights

#nobot

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Gay grey beard dividing my energy between making experimental electronic music, baking bread, and sexual connections.

You get all of me here: crumb shots, sound journeys, yelling into the void, nudes (sexual and otherwise).

—=—=—=—
I accept follow requests from people who engage in the community: Have a profile pic, a bio, & post about yourself.

—=—=—=—
Some of my posts are sexual: Be 18+.

All photos I post are mine. Boost, but don't repost or use them elsewhere.

#NoBridge #NoBot

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London based kinky cub. I also do music things.

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Kinky nerdy space bear
🔞 🏳️‍🌈 🇩🇪 🐻 🐷 ⬇️
ADHD, LGBTQIA+, vegan
chubby, bear, bdsm, pupplay, furry
mostly submissive bottom, except for Friday 13th on a full moon.

Some posts are followers only

Hopeless romantic

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Rope bunny
98% Degradee
96% Submissive
96% Pet
95% Voyeur
93% Primal (Prey)
85% Masochist
85% Experimentalist
83% Slave
77% Exhibitionist

http://bdsmtest.org/r/63PChPuM

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Gaymer metal head bear. BPM Consultant and Computer Engineer. Open book here so ask me anything.
#nobridge

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24 | Kinky gay dom/switchy cub here to meet other kinky queers, learn, and be thirsty. Other interests include music, politics (🌹🗳️), and food. Dom in training. Chaotic neutral. | NSFW, 18+ | C U B E

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Here in my new home, formerly @ActualRecluse. I'm a recluse but I have a horny kinkster inside me that is begging to be let out! Account is NSFW 18+ only 🔞

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Diabolically Cool / Queer shoegazer

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I'm a fat, gruff, battle-scarred old Hellhound/Daddy Bear. Trying to find My way in a world gone fucky. Kinky & proud. Relentless dark humor is My coping mechanism. Enjoys food, whiskey, cigars, music, campfires, belly rubs, & endless affection/worship. A beast who wants to make friends, enjoy life, & live deliciously. Proud Master of The Devil Dog Tribe. He/Him/They ♾️

Be kind. Fight evil.

**18+ NSFW**

#BlackLivesMatter
#TransLivesMatter
#WomensRights
#PunchANazi

💚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧🚺✊🏽

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Switchy leatherman into bad puns, thick boys, and distributed systems. Purveyor of fine jockstrap selfies. Woof.group admin.

Jim Starkey: "Of interest only to third-rate academics a few papers short of a tenure package."

Reddit: "would never ever ever hire this degenerate holy shit"

Peter Watts: "The most innovative fanfic I've ever read."

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